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Through the lens of my leggediz benz

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 I was told not to play with the street kids while growing up, they were not allowed in our house and I wasn't allowed anywhere near them, but kids will always be kids and boundaries were never enough to keep us away from playing. However to pass muster with these kids I so loved to play with, I needed to pick a few of their slangs - and that is where I got the slang leggediz benz (it actually means your legs, since growing up a mercedes benz was en vogue, a leggediz needed a benz to tush it up). Welcome to the blog lovelies its been a minute, sorry for the long break in transmission. Have you heard of small girl, big god? Thanks for coming?  My sponsor? And Uniport girl? A litany of codes that mean anything but their literal meaning. On the streets of Port Harcourt, I found out while cruising my leggediz that in this city, the order of the day is keeping up. This simply means living a false life, you know; those who drink garri inside the house and come out with toothpick, those w