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I con Lagos

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  I con Lagos. Welcome to the blog lovelies, been a hot minute and then some. I am sorry I've been away for so long. Let's update you on my travails shall we. Everyone in Lagos is mad. A writer once posited that, "nearly all the men in Lagos are mad", though my earlier statement seems a whooping generalisation, I repeat everyone in Lagos is mad. I said everyone because I'm a gender equalist, one size fits all. It takes coming to Lagos to realize that no matter how bougie you are, you are an agbero at your core, for if you do not behave as such, the streets will beat you, life's tussles will envelope and becloud your sight of anything else and you will become a zombie - walking around deprived of vision or perception - desolate. No better words to describe your mornings in the magníficient city than the intro to Kizz Daniel's song - "Buga". It says, "no sleep, wake up! Collect your money". While it  might have just been chants, I deduce